I went to the Toronto Sportsman’s Show today with my friend Celena. I was there volunteering at the kids’ trout pond.
All day.
Have I mentioned I hate children?
Have I also mentioned I also hate the forty community service hour requirement for my high school diploma? I especially hate that I’m cramming all forty into four freaking days.
I know, I’m a fucking masochist. So whip me. :/
About two hours in, we began giving certain types of people fish names. So we could gossip about them. ‘Cause we’re gossipy bitches. Who gossip.
Anyways, here’s what we came up with:
Roe = Babies
Minnow = Children (including tweens and most teens)
Muskie/Pike = Hot guy
Bait = …Is that a woman or a man? o_o
Needless to say, we got a little obnoxious about it an hour later…
We met a fellow otaku while we were there too. It always seems to happen, apparently I’m a geek magnet.
By the way, balloon hats in the shape of fish; what’s up with that?